thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

I NUZZLE YOUR FACE NOW, SMALL BUN FRIEND

(Source: faunasworld-moved)

nawyougood:

theinternationalasshole:

Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?

does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.

(Source: zipitupandzipitout)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

irl-spain:


samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
…
Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

marauders4evr:

This is a turtle duck.

Reblog the turtle duck.

Why?

Because it’s a turtle duck.

Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.

For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.

thisfeliciaday:

Happy Birthday, Harrison Ford! (July 13, 1942)

I forgot how hot Harrison Ford was. Thank God for animated gif sets.

(Source: hansolo)

roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”

NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

oeshka:

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

Screaming silently in adoration

(Source: kinginawolfsuit)

weestark:

badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.

do not tempt me with such delights.

agentcarolinainthemorning:

"I want a story with a POC hero!"

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"I want a main character who isn’t a good guy”

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"I want a kick ass lady!"

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"One who doesn’t get rid of her femininity to be kick ass!"

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"I want a plot that doesn’t revolve around a love triangle!"

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"I want a show that does satire right!"

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"One that uses its female characters as more than just props!"

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"I want a show tha-"

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bei-fong-appreciation-blog:

catattaque:

When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”

And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”

reminded me of
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fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

Genius writing.

(Source: johnnyjoe)

kittehkat22:

mcqueenington:

blindtank:

sanziene:

x

I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying.

OMFG I JUST DIED…
mjtharpy
LOOK AT THIS SHIT xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Oh my god xD xD xD xD